Bitch ya forgot the wine
So many cups and nothing to pour in them girl! Where the Michelob at?!
Uhh I don't have sticky boobs. Can I bring non-stick boobs? Or should I just use the double-sided tape?
Wait. Who brings fake eyelashes and fake tan to the beach? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Is this an extended European getaway to Ibiza? Are you on a yacht with Leo? Are you shooting a music video? I'm so confused.
That beach look so clean! Where y’all at? Looks like you’re missing some sand 😎